Surf the net/ answer your email/ drink coffee then text your friends – this is a lot of time. Your boss may notice. You could eventually get fired. Face it –it’s just a poor work ethic. You can’t blame an employer for not putting up with it. No one wants to work with a slacker.
So what do you do? How do you surf the net, text, and read your emails? The answer is simple – multi-slacking. It’s fast simple, efficient, and allows you to do even more slacking than before. Plus you don’t have to give up your coffee and snacking!
If you do them all at the same time, while paying some attention to your job, no one will even notice, if you have a good cubicle.
The Benefits of Multi-slacking
Do more slacking in less time
Save time
It’s good for the company
It saves the company money
It helps you to achieve your full-slacking potential because you get more slacking done in less time.
You can increase your slacking exponentially
It sets you apart from the competition
Hell, you may even get a promotion or pay raise!
I hope this helps. And don’t forget – I’m watching your back!
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